DECLASSIFIEDS

DECLASSIFIEDS

  • In war, there are only losers... and the UNDISPUTED

  • So... what do you wanna talk about?

  • Keep the change, you filthy animals

  • SEND HOOK!

  • Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready... it's ASSIGNMENT ANXIETY TIME!!!!

  • I wash my hair when I remember to, which turns out to be about once a week

  • Introducing two-factor authentication might be the worst thing TWU IT has done!

  • Thank you, Mars’ Hill Declassifieds, for your emotional support through my years at TWU

  • Jimmy Carter for President (again)

  • dont u daree corect theeze spllng arrors

  • . . . . I'm sorry about all that!

  • But seriously, I don't want to have to go and open my phone to get a text to just read my dang

  • email!

  • I would like one (1) banana pls

  • THE INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT

  • Ffefefrefrefrfeffsf

  • Woahhh!!

  • Where are all my burgundy lanyards at?? #5thyear

  • Linkin Park wasn’t just Chester

  • "...It is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." -Macbeth