De-Classifieds

Got a crush on that cute person from Rels class? Or maybe you're just dying to share your favourite joke? Mars' Hill’s got your back! Send us your message, and we'll print it in our next issue. Whether it's a bold "ask me out" or a shout-out to your favourite classmate, the De-Classifieds are your personal stage! Each issue, we’ll feature your submissions, so get creative—but keep it clean and under 280 characters!

Don’t wait—submissions are first come, first served! The earlier you send it, the better your chances!

Heads up: We may edit or reject submissions based on length or content. And just so you know, a De-Classified doesn't mean we’re endorsing it—it’s all you!

Note: Only the message you submit will appear in the De-Classifieds, not your name or email—unless you choose to include them.