The author humorously navigates the rollercoaster of online Christian dating, recounting awkward first messages, disastrous dates, and unexpected self-sabotage. Through encounters on Bumble—ranging from being ghosted to meeting a near-perfect match—she grapples with her own fears and insecurities about love, ultimately realizing that God’s love is constant even when human relationships falter. In the end, she acknowledges that while she still hopes for marriage, her faith sustains her beyond the uncertainties of dating.

Mars’ Hill is hiring for next semester, but only the bravest need apply—because alongside writing and editing skills, applicants must also prove their worth in gladiatorial combat or high-stakes death games. With most of the team graduating, new recruits have the chance to step up, survive thrilling trials, and claim their spot on the staff. Whether battling on a deserted island or engaging in Canadian childhood games with deadly consequences, one thing is certain: Mars’ Hill is ready to welcome (and possibly eliminate) fresh talent.

This piece explores the connection between dreams, visions, and faith, using Joseph’s journey from the pit to the palace as a metaphor for perseverance through hardship. Through personal reflection and biblical insight, it emphasizes the importance of recalibrating one’s vision and trusting God’s process. Ultimately, it encourages dreamers to surrender their dreams to God, remain steadfast, and witness His goodness unfold.

Nosferatu (2024) plunges into the depths of gothic horror, weaving a haunting tale of fate, desire, and sacrifice. Lily-Rose Depp’s Ellen Hutter is at the film’s heart, bound to Count Orlock (Bill Skarsgård) through dreams and doomed devotion. As Orlock’s plague descends upon Wisborg, Ellen alone holds the power to end him—at the cost of her own life. With chilling performances, striking visuals, and a grotesquely authentic take on vampirism, Robert Eggers delivers a mesmerizing retelling of the 1922 classic. Also, Willem Dafoe acts alongside 2,000 trained rats. Enough said.

Black Friday, once a chaotic and thrilling shopping event, has lost its former glory, with deep discounts replaced by minor price cuts and dwindling crowds. Economic factors like inflation, rising living costs, and corporate greed have contributed to its decline, making significant deals a rarity. As a result, the once-iconic shopping frenzy has faded into a shadow of its past, marking the death of Black Friday as we knew it.

Sim, a second-year linguistics student and campus mailman, is a multi-talented artist with a passion for music, photography, and sewing. Drawing inspiration from faith, he integrates the Holy Spirit into his creative process, aiming to redefine modern worship music, capture emotions through photography, and craft high-quality clothing. With a vision to inspire and educate through his work, Sim embraces art as a meaningful collaboration between the physical and spiritual.

Switameterlót envisions reconciliation at TWU as a journey of mutual respect, where Stó:lõ and biblical teachings walk together. True reconciliation means understanding, not assimilation—honoring differences while recognizing each other as image-bearers of God.

The campus mice, once infamous for their invasion of dorms, apartments, and even the cafeteria, have officially surrendered and issued a heartfelt apology. At a sparsely attended town hall, the remorseful rodents admitted to their crimes, from toe nibbling to Takis-licking, and offered a Dairy Queen ice cream cake as a peace offering. Now reformed, they have pledged to serve as campus custodians—so if you spot one under your bed, don’t worry, it’s just cleaning (definitely not chewing your charger).

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